high levels of stress and a lack of food and sleep caused me to mutter “get your sexy on” for the better part of an hour
within a few days, i heard four different green day songs on the radio, and one of them twice…. i feel like this is some sort of sign but i don’t know what it’s a sign of
and s club 7 has been coming up in life lately???
Here are some groundbreaking and subversive ideas for controversial street artist Banksy’s next piece:
- Self-immolating monk but he’s just sitting down on a picnic blanket eating McDonald’s
- Martin Luther King Jr. in a Burger King crown
- Hot Mother Theresa
- Fidel Castro smoking a cigar but the cigar is the Statue of Liberty and her torch is a gun and the gun is shooting dollar signs instead of bullets
- John Lennon but he’s Hitler
- Just a pomeranian
- Charles Foster Kane from Citizen Kane wearing shutter shades and holding a snowglobe and inside the snowglobe is the Obama HOPE poster except it says NOPE and Obama is wearing Mickey Mouse ears and giving the finger
- Ronald McDonald but he’s Hitler
- Hitler but he’s Larry King but he’s RuPaul
- Meat grenade
‘please reconsider what you just said as it was disrespectful and generalizing of men who hire prostitutes’
won’t somebody PLEASE think of the johns!!!
One time a dude told me that I secretly loved patriarchy because without it I wouldn’t get to be a feminist… and then what would I be? A person? WHO WANTS THAT?
if you’re a feminist who thinks that “prostitution is just selling a service” and “doing porn is just like any other job”, then why the hell aren’t you out there doing it if it’s so wonderful and is normal work? if it makes so much money and it’s so ‘liberating’ for those other women, why not you?
The thing about “fantasy” and pornography is that pornographers sell the lie that there are actually women out there who are interested in participating in your fantasy — it’s just that you haven’t met them yet, so instead you have to watch it on video. One day, if you’re lucky, you will meet her; the woman who wants you to do unspeakably violent and degrading acts to her for your pleasure. She’s out there. See? Here’s the proof. This woman is willing to do it, so others will be too.
Through this lie, not only are they encouraging men to have these expectations of their partners, but they’re telling women that in order to be a good girlfriend, a good wife, a good partner, you have to participate in these acts. And you have to act like you like it.
my mom accidentally flushed her work phone down the toilet. truly amazing things are still possible in life.
- us government: *accidentally likes your pic from 2009*
Local Woman Flees to Semi-Rural Setting to Listen to Entire Beach House Album
“bodies” being “read” as “texts”
~~**just lil pomo things~*~~*
in private, i plan on referring to my new coworker as “tall daria robot” whenever possible.
add “milley cyprus” to the list of incorrectly-spelled young ladies’ names i’ve tried to google
previously: “yatlor swoft”
i still have this damn fever and a bunch of fluid in my ear and i’m cranky.